glurk

In homosexual culture, when a male (usually middle aged or older) spends time on their own in a gay club, in the darkness watching the dancers.

"Did you see that oddly dressed, not particulay handsome old man looking at me at Ng1, the gay club we went to last night?"

"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"

by CosmicDolphin April 27, 2010

Glurk

To Glurk means to eat with one’s mouth open while talking

Dang bro stop glurking that’s nasty

by MM&SS March 3, 2022

Glurk

Onomatopoeia for that rough deep throat noise.

Glurk Glurk Glurk.

by phantomranch May 30, 2022

snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

Glurk

Another word for nut or jizz.

“Babe ima glurk all over you!” “Yes papi glurk deep inside me”

by Landpipe August 29, 2023

Glurking

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.

Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Glurking

1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.

2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.

"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."

I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."

by glurkmaster January 9, 2026