trev's definitions

wet pillow

when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.

i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !

by trev June 18, 2006

gadge

As kids we used it in the sense of caretaker on a building site, we'd be going around looking for mischief

Watch out the gadge's comin!

by trev November 10, 2003

quasi

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)

"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"

by Trev November 19, 2003

fb

Fat Bastard, a person with more than acceptable body fat percentage. Usually synergistic with being a whiney git with personal hygine issues.

That fucking FB stole my Jaffa Cakes.

by Trev October 3, 2003

Scroate

An abbrevation for scrotum. Typically used to describe a person with the personality or looks of a ball sack.

He's such a fucking scroate.

by Trev October 3, 2003

bonehead

D.J.B Esq.

And inexplicably my wrist hurts, possibly from overuse (no sniggering at the back).

by Trev October 8, 2003

Maskfish

A maskfish is someone that is essentially a catfish, so someone who looks really good based off their eyes and other visible features, until they take their mask off.

“Yo, I dropped game on this girl, it was all going good till she took her mask off, she was a total maskfish.”

by Trev January 9, 2022