Trev's definitions

wet pillow

when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.

i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !

by trev June 18, 2006

Maskfish

A maskfish is someone that is essentially a catfish, so someone who looks really good based off their eyes and other visible features, until they take their mask off.

“Yo, I dropped game on this girl, it was all going good till she took her mask off, she was a total maskfish.”

by Trev January 9, 2022

flens

From Swedish, meaning dick-ckeese. You know, that yellow stuff on your cock.

Man, there's a lot of flens on my dick. I knew I should've cleaned my penis at least once a year.

by Trev January 17, 2005

m00b

A common typo of n00b

Omg you're such a m00b!

by Trev January 21, 2005

Baylus

One who excessively get owned in the face by Dutchmen; is rarely seen without its cache of cheeto puffs or at least some orange residue on the fingers.

Man, Haz, you are so much cooler than that Baylus.

by Trev February 16, 2005

Coulrophobia

fear of clowns

i have Coulrophobia ever since i was raped by a clown

by trev March 6, 2004

New Hampshire

A rural state of hardy pick-up truck drivers, mountains, toll plazas, fireworks stands, cheap liquor, and bitter cold that a flock of massholes passes through weekly on the way to an expensive ski vacation, where they engage in tax free shopping to send a handful of young New Hampshirites to college in Massachusetts.

New Hampshire: Live, freeze and die. Ayuh.

by Trev January 28, 2004