nige's definitions

Eartha Kitt

Shit, Dump

I'm off for an for an eartha kitt, good old Eartha

by Nige September 17, 2003

poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

by Nige September 17, 2003

royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 17, 2003

gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably

the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours

by Nige September 18, 2003

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

by nige September 18, 2003

walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by Nige December 21, 2004