Nige's definitions

walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by Nige December 21, 2004

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by Nige November 10, 2004

scally

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.

"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead

by Nige November 14, 2004

Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by Nige March 31, 2004

bolus

a chewed piece of food, not slang on its own but see it combined with masticate to devastating effect: the bane of biology teachers everywhere.

i can't be bothered to write the example twice, just click the masticate thingy.

by nige April 19, 2004

gambrinous

Literally, 'Full Of Beer'

"man, i'm really Gambrinous, i'm Going To Bed"

by Nige January 29, 2004

Eartha Kitt

Shit, Dump

I'm off for an for an eartha kitt, good old Eartha

by Nige September 17, 2003