xeet

elon's dumbass name for a tweet

Did you hear? Elon Musk just posted a new xeet.

by elonmuskhater July 24, 2023

xeet

to yeet something while on xans.

When I was high as fuck on xans I xeeted that bitch across the room.

by ericsean3 January 29, 2018

Xeet

A sad Yeet

That girl just dumped me....xeet!

by Redbottomsky July 17, 2020

Xeet

**Xeet (verb):**
To acquire a company and utterly devastate or ruin its operations, reputation, and financial stability through mismanagement, negligence, or ill-advised decisions. The term implies a significant decline in the company's overall performance and value, leading to its eventual downfall or bankruptcy.

"After the hostile takeover, the new management xeeted the once-thriving company, leading to massive layoffs, product quality issues, and a loss of customer trust."

by Ohohkay July 24, 2023

Xeet

A mixture of semen and fecal matter, lacking lubrication.

Ugh, you got xeet all over my tongue, dude!

by Emily Dioptase July 24, 2023

Xeet

A really liquid greenish fecal deposition.

"Damn, I really did a xeet today"
"Do you need an antidiarrheal for that?"

by Xeeter July 24, 2023

Xeet

A derogatory term used to describe someones ethnicity or race.

Person: "Why do we all xeets into our country,"

by Kh4n49 July 24, 2023