Da assurance-of-quality claim dat comes wif those tiny curved-top wooden pegs dat you hit golf balls off from.
Da Schlazinger 1/7 balls dat Goldfinger infamously played during his "double-fixed" match wif James Bond may indeed have been 30-day-money-back-level quality, but no such warrantee existed on whether Goldfinger himself would always perform "top-quality" plays!
by QuacksO January 29, 2026
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