toader

A hillybillys name for his penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016

Toader

An adjective for a straight person. Generally used as a slur to negatively portray straight people by LGBTQ+ members.

Margaret: Fancy hearing to garage tonight?
Fred: Nah that's full of toaders, how about polo?

by Farmersbread October 16, 2017

Toader

Used to describe a straight individual who has done something incredibly heterosexual.

Janet: Hey fancy watching RuPaul tonight?
John: What's that?
Janet: Oh John you silly toader.

by Farmersbread May 18, 2018

toader

A hillbilly term for a penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy March 26, 2016

toader

A hillbilly term for a penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy March 26, 2016

Toader

A(n) chronically online degenerate person who dresses up as cute things (Usually green frog onesies) and/or is obsessed with squish-mallows and cute cartoons for some reason. Also is known for acting like a child and behaves in a way where only their opinion is correct.

"You know, I once knew this guy, name was Tom, who was obsessed with cute things, like really fockin obsessed."

"You mean a toader right?"

by Insurrect3023 January 31, 2026