pemberton

an "indie" hipster, particularly one of the Christian variety.

"Man, Jonah has been name-dropping Grizzly Bear all throughout today's sermon. What a pemberton."

by Paula W December 24, 2008

Pemberton

an extremly lazy hand job. usually done naked but with no emotion, soundless

"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Eh, she only gave me a Pemberton."

by jjbyrd October 8, 2011

Pemberton

The most rockin', handsome man in New York City. Always well dressed with a perfect air of confidence.

Check out Pemberton! Man, he's Rockin'!

by Magaloop January 20, 2009

Pemberton

British slang for a paedophile that touches adolescents.

"Look at that pemberton over there"

Pemberton

My highschool has a pemberton lurking inside.

by DettolLover March 12, 2019

Pemberton

a small ass red neck town near whistler,,,homofobic little fuck town

Wow u must be from pemberton.

by sammy June 19, 2006

dirty pemberton

Gay lesbians cumming in a cup and pouring it on their partners butt hole and slurping it from their rim

His sister got a dirty Pemberton last night

by CALYPSO19 September 27, 2017

pemberton smith

FUCKING DICKHEAD

"You're such a pemberton smith bro"

by asdfghjkliutrew May 4, 2018