ofer

A person who cant get anything right in life and kind of is a lose.

"Man Mr. Pearson is ofer Life"

by kjc123 August 20, 2008

ofer

a man who has NO dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)

" Jimmy is such an ofer!"

by cody July 1, 2003

Ofer

An anal disease that the spread through water, it can make sex very painful and uncomfortable.

"I cant have sex tonight, i have been ofer'ed in the pool"

by ThatSoundsTerrible March 8, 2020

Ofer

Ofer is a godly creature that exists within body, mind and soul.

Ofer must be praised, worshipped and revered on a daily basis.

Ofer is sole reason for our existens and without Ofer we would be all but lost souls in The Maw.

Ofers supporters can mainly be found amongst a large group of Flaming Hawt Eboys.

1. "Why do you smell?"
2. "I were too busy praising Ofer to shower today"

1."Ofer"

1."During my weekly prayers to Ofer, i gained enlightenment and felt the mighty power of Ofer"

1."Praise the Ofer, Praise the Ofer, Praise the all mighty Ofer"

by Xyntec December 1, 2020

Ofer

The sexist man in class, all the girls wants him, attractive and handsome, really cute.

Ofer is sexi as hell

by Ofer guy May 31, 2018

Ofer-Joke

1) A joke created by Ofer Gill
2) A joke worthy of having been created by Mr. Gill

Have you heard the latest Ofer-joke?

by Igor & Chip April 21, 2005

ofer schwarz

.A jewish guy with a massive schlong, a personality of a dick
.Would 100% recommend fucking

...girl 1: ohhh ofer get that MASSIVE SCHLONG inside me
.ofer schwarz: bitch don't tell me what to do

by JustSchwarz January 4, 2020