montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

by karlie5691 December 8, 2007

Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

by chad2009 February 9, 2009

Montard

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.

Look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! It runs right into the wall!

by Prince Namor July 20, 2009

Montard

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded

nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.

by Reintard June 10, 2011