dislexic

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

DISLEX

I. THE father of smurfaggery.
II. Incessant whiner; Lord of the Bitchmade.
III. #FounderFail; #BetaButCouldn'tEvenGetABadgeBitch.
IV. Known for an inhuman ability to fit six frog dicks in his ass simultaneously.
V. Shunned by all, in a fashion not seen since the lepers infected with the Bubonic Plague.
VI. Ten out of ten women would prefer getting gangbanged by said lepers before willingly allowing him to touch them.
VII. Synonymous with: virgin, fuckboi, bitch nigga, and every form of faggot heretofore discovered.
VIII. Inspiration for the highest grossing film of all time, ''That Feel When the Only Pussy You've Ever Seen is Just Your Reflection''. ***SPOILER ALERT*** It has an epic, lulz-filled anhero ending.

"Whoa,bro! Careful, you almost just DISLEXed, and you know you would *never* live that shit down!"

by Cyanidesin September 21, 2016

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

dislexical

A very cool person and so fashion and famous

Oh yeah i saw a dislexical poster on the streets today! i love dislexical.

by eluowo September 6, 2021