Dickwaffle

An ex bf that treats you like shit

Man, Ajax was such a Dickwaffle

by Mikaela Hartt December 13, 2017

Dickwaffle

When a guys dick looks like a waffle.

"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."

by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017

Dickwaffle

Someone who's so retarded they'd put their cock in a waffle iron because its warm

Person 1: Man, Jared is such a Dickwaffle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!

by Pyschosus November 5, 2022

Dickwaffle

Someone who doesn't give a shit what they're doing, but it pisses you off.

Sam: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Ron: " I dunno."
Sam: "C'mon dude, stop being such a dickwaffle."

by Undead Monarch December 18, 2025