cockalorum

a self-important little man

Willy Loman

by Max September 8, 2003

Cockalorum

Bragging Talk, Crowing, A Self-Important little man

J: "Geoff is a Cockalorum"
P: "No, Rowling is a Cockalorum"

by SAPOL July 29, 2008

Cockalorum

A small, haughty man.

Person 1: Look at him! He's such a cockalorum!
Person 2: I know right!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Cockalorum

Someone who shows irrational pride for themselves and unexplainable disgust towards others. Usually small in size, especially penis size.

Wesley thinks he is the best at everything, what a Cockalorum!

by proudconservativeMAGA November 28, 2018

Cockalorum

Sped ninjas when they mom walk in on them beatin they pee pee and they start yodeling

Cockalorum!! Get out of my room mom!

by westiesdancin July 7, 2019

cockalorum

cockalorum = nick

nick is a cockalorum

by cockalorum February 15, 2018

Cockalorum

The act of peeing for five minutes due to the intake of many fluids

Cockalorumming isnt that bad when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you to hurry up

by papa posty November 22, 2022