A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.
"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007
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