Person: Celvin do you know how to solve this problem
Celvin: yes
Person: can you help me
Celvin: no
Person: you’re fucking useless
Celvin: is it because I’m short and black
Celvin: yes
Person: can you help me
Celvin: no
Person: you’re fucking useless
Celvin: is it because I’m short and black
by It’s the fbi January 25, 2020
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Definition: To completely devour all the food at a meal before someone else gets a chance to eat any. This act is often done quickly and without shame, leaving the other person feeling hungry and possibly frustrated.
Definition: To completely devour all the food at a meal before someone else gets a chance to eat any. This act is often done quickly and without shame, leaving the other person feeling hungry and possibly frustrated.
"Dude, I was so hungry! But John did a Celvin on the pizza - there wasn't a single slice left!"
"We ordered a giant burrito to share, but Sarah Celvined it before I even got a bite!"
"Be careful with Mike, he's a notorious Celvin - don't blink or your food will be gone!"
"Dude, i was eating soup and bread with my classmates the other day but Celvin Celvined all the food!"
"We ordered a giant burrito to share, but Sarah Celvined it before I even got a bite!"
"Be careful with Mike, he's a notorious Celvin - don't blink or your food will be gone!"
"Dude, i was eating soup and bread with my classmates the other day but Celvin Celvined all the food!"
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