A person who’s widely disliked but still invited everywhere because they’ve got money, toys, or status—most notably a golf cart they treat like a crown jewel.
Someone whose social power comes not from charm or competence, but from rolling up in a tricked‑out cart like they own the cul‑de‑sac.
Someone whose social power comes not from charm or competence, but from rolling up in a tricked‑out cart like they own the cul‑de‑sac.
“Yeah, nobody can stand Brent, but he’s the only one with a four‑seater and a cooler rack, so we tolerate the cartocrat.”
by doogers February 8, 2026
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