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benchpressed

a word to indicate that one was severely burned with a witty remark
Guy 1: hey, i'm hungry.

Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!
by aslan.the.lion June 8, 2009
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400lb Benchpress

The sign of masculinity, requires dedication and/or steroids to achieve this level of strength. Those who possess this strength should not be fucked with as they are capable of anything including but not limited to: the tearing off of heads, dislocation of joints, and walking through brick walls. Despite there apparent size and strength they are actually fast...just a hair behind ninja speed, so unless your a ninja do not try to get away, your dead meat.
Joe: "did you hear John made a 400lb Benchpress the other day?"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"

John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"
by Bigbenchpresser October 20, 2010
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buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face
i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle
by josh February 9, 2005
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benchpress beefcake

similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.
"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"

Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
by Loofi May 2, 2008
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African Benchpress

Must be with an African Female riding you and just before climax, you push her into the air like a benchpress and shot the semen into her vagina.
Person1: I heard you got with this black girl last night.

You: Yeah I gave her an “African Benchpress”.
by SuperGooner67 January 6, 2026
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