a baseball cap that you wear almost all the time 24/7, and almost every time you wear it, it always makes you look and act like an ass.
by RealityTVGuide July 27, 2017
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Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.
2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.
Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.
Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.
2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.
Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.
by Dub C. December 20, 2008
Get the Asscape mug.When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."
by 3nrRed January 6, 2026
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