Zemp

A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry.

"Zemp, the other white meat."

by webstor March 24, 2003

Zemping

Dancefloor pick-up maneuver, popularized in East Germany during the 1980s. Involves shuffling sideways towards the target whilst turning the head side to side. Arms remain motionless and downward. If the target is interested, they turn to face the 'zemper' and, arms outstretched, motion him/her in by bending the arms upward at the elbows in time to the music track being played.

Es viel zemping auf tanzflache. Fantastisch!

by Kellen Gurber December 4, 2013

Zemp

Inject somebody with Ozempic or other similar medicine to get them to lose weight. Similar to “to vaccinate” or “vaccinating” but with Ozempic.

Governments are debating the implementation of a mass zemping policy in order to combat obesity.

by RespecterAlexander December 18, 2025

Zemping

The act of taking Ozempic or other semaglutides.

I support mandatory zemping for all fat people.

by Fastious December 21, 2025

Zemped up

When your taking Ozempic and are losing weight super quickly.

Damn Sabrina lost 40 pounds in like a month, she is definitely zemped up.

by Fastious December 21, 2025