Wetherspoons

A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.

Dude, Where's Mickey?

Oh he fancied a fight so he went up to the Wetherspoons

by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008

Wetherspoons

A local pub, previous unique buildings e.g. bank that sells cheap alcohol, cheap food & full of underage chavs. You have to walk a marathon just to find the stairs for the toilet. You will make friends with the alcoholics that sits in there all day every day.

Bill: Wanna go out tonight?
Me: Yeah m8 pre drink at Wetherspoons?
Bill: Obviously!!!! 2 for £10 jugs

by Inky96 June 1, 2018

Wetherspooned

When you screw people over financially even though you have plenty of money.

Tim just wetherspooned his entire workforce even though he is one of the richest men in the country. Disgraceful..

by Utsi Schissenhausen March 28, 2020

Wetherspoons Ramen

The culinary delight created when somebody (normally intoxicated) vomits into a pub urinal.

Ah fucking hell… have you seen the Wetherspoons Ramen in urinal four… somebody’s had a bad night!

by Bantsycastle May 23, 2024

Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so can I have a Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024