Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.
From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.
by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016
Get the Unicornity mug.A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.
Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."
Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."
Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.
Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."
Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.
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Get the Unicorn mug.Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.
The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros
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Get the Unicorn mug.Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.
Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!
Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!
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