Spartum

Spooge + fart + cum; the mixture of fluids created during the act of a hard ass-fucking.

Babe, if you pounded my ass too hard spartum might shoot out my ass.

by S&M-NYC December 3, 2009

Spartum

Something random that incites a different perverted reaction or thought than intended when the context is not specified.

"Hey man, are you a dog or a cat person?"
"I'm top, dog."
"I meant the actual pet, bro. Get your mind out of the gutter."

"That conversation was spartum."
"I know, that was so random."

"Woah, look at that jiggle aahahha!"
"What? Wher- oh you're talking about the jello.."
"Woah, dude that's Spartum."

by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting September 7, 2019