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Queeftonite

An air-powered disruption to sexual charge emitted at the exact moment one's lover descends with purpose. Queeftonite instantly neutralizes the otherwise invincible erotic atmosphere and replaces it with a giggly brouhaha.
My brain was running posthaste computations after she blasted me in the face with queeftonite. Funniest sex I ever had
by HighRiskLowContext December 22, 2025
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