profen

1. to be high on life.

Person 1 asks: "What up man?"
Person 2 respods: "Not much. I be profen."

by musiconworldoff January 24, 2009

Profen

The act of hurting or some one that’s hurt

Guy 1 : I had that guy profen when I smacked him with my meat

guy 2: I hate when I get profened

by Sethsapussy March 25, 2022

Profen

an alternative word for gooning

I Be Profen

by zoinerkn August 26, 2025

Profen

VERB: /pröfən/ to masterbate, goon, jerk meat, jack off, Jill off, beat box, shuck corn, pop off, or jork it. Often used in the context of aggressive or habitual action. Etymological Orgin: Irresponsible genie wish.

A: "Look! Ibuprofen!"

B: "yo? You be PROFEN???"

by Anonymous_platypus October 7, 2025

Profen

Profen means to masturbate

You be profen all night huh?

by mangoasechurcknorris October 8, 2025

profen

masturbating; gooning.

"What do you call this medication?"
"Ibuprofen"
"Yeah I bet you be profen all night, huh?"

by itsnapalm October 9, 2025

profen

Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".

Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"

by bissynessman October 11, 2025