Permsexual

To be attracted to anything yet not be able to gain an erection.

(Can be shortened to Perm)

Guy 1: Did you pull that hot chick last night?
Guy 2: Yes, but when we got back to hers it was like playing snooker with a rope.
Guy 1: You're such a Permsexual.

by MagicFingerer November 19, 2017