Nipple-Weather

The Act Of Your Nipples Getting Hard Cause Its Freaking Freezing

"Im Freezing My House.. Its Like Nipple-Weather In Here"

by Ashlee_(H) October 9, 2008

Nipple Flicking Weather

When it's so cold outside your nipples perk up.

Meteorologist: "There is a 60% chance of snow today"
John: "Dang, that's nipple flicking weather."

by SenboIkari October 16, 2018

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023