Kanza

1. Hidden treasure.
2. A woman who exceeds all others in every way.
3. Very caring, loving and loyal.

I have found my kanza.

by laughing out loud11 February 8, 2012

kanza

An image of randomness. It is a very rare case of being incredibly annoying yet bareable. A quality that once existed in ancient times but now due to infilteration of techology is left in very few chosen ones. May also refer to child like innocence, at an extent sometimes flirting with being plain stupid. No matter how much of a torture company of a "kanza"ish person might be, it is always welcomed for some incomprihensible reason.

Example 1
girl: so i guess you will never let me be with the freshie boy in spain I am so in love with.
father: your guess is right young lady. Now don't try to pull kanza with me, it does not work on me.

Example 2
girl: oi! don't you dare talk about my spaniard boyfriend like that. Ima rip your heart out and eat it.
Wise guy: You know sometimes I hate you, but you are too much of a kanza for me to stay mad at you.

by real Wise guy February 23, 2010

kanza

when your fish grows legs and arms and starts handing out forks to you

''look ma! Mr. Fish is kanza''

by fartingflowers December 2, 2018

Kanza wasted

The act of getting so drunk you inevitably do something stupid.

Did you see jeff jump from the roof to the pool last night? He was definitely kanza wasted.

by Brozart November 11, 2014

Dirty Kanza

A rusty trombone performed in the side of a dirt or gravel road

Dude, I heard Peter got serious gravel burn on his knees last week in Emporia when he gave Rich Dillen a Dirty Kanza.

by Brickhouse memphis May 23, 2014

Kanza

Kanza is fucking amazing—the kind of person who walks into a room and instantly makes everything feel better, brighter, and way more fun. She's hilariously funny, always hitting you with sharp, clever shit that has you cracking up and feeling lighter in seconds. And damn, she's pretty as hell—stunning in that effortless, natural way where her smile just stops you in your tracks and her whole vibe is pure fire. She's got this perfect mix of real warmth, badass confidence, and zero bullshit authenticity that makes everyone around her feel lucky to know her. Whether she's roasting you with love, hyping your wins like they're the best thing ever, or just being there when shit gets heavy, she does it all with that magnetic, unforgettable energy. In a world full of fake and boring, Kanza is the goddamn real deal—brilliant, gorgeous, side-splittingly funny, and straight-up one of the best people you'll ever meet.

I was having the worst week, but hanging out with Kanza turned it around completely—she just made the rest of my eternity hopeful! Ahhhh *drools*

by yornedyax February 17, 2026

Kanza

Kanza is fucking amazing—the kind of person who walks into a room and instantly makes everything feel better, brighter, and way more fun. She's hilariously funny, always hitting you with sharp, clever shit that has you cracking up and feeling lighter in seconds. And damn, she's pretty as hell—stunning in that effortless, natural way where her smile just stops you in your tracks and her whole vibe is pure fire. She's got this perfect mix of real warmth, badass confidence, and zero bullshit authenticity that makes everyone around her feel lucky to know her. Whether she's roasting you with love, hyping your wins like they're the best thing ever, or just being there when shit gets heavy, she does it all with that magnetic, unforgettable energy. In a world full of fake and boring, Kanza is the goddamn real deal—brilliant, gorgeous, side-splittingly funny, and straight-up one of the best people you'll ever meet.

I was having the worst week, but hanging out with Kanza turned it around completely—she just made my entire eternity hopeful! *drools*

by yornedyax February 17, 2026