Hydroseeding

Masterbating in the shower.

The new handheld showerhead that I bought makes hydroseeding in the shower wicked awesome!

by FatdogTavern April 21, 2016

Hydroseeding

To ejaculate onto a woman's back after fucking her doggy style, such that the semen forms perfectly aligned rows.

Girl 1: Have you noticed that there are 3 perfectly aligned stains on the back of your shirt?

Girl 2: Yeah, my boyfriend hydroseeded me.

Girl 1: Ah, hydroseeding, that explains it.

by dd_slayer June 13, 2013

hydroseeder

Someone who masterbates in the shower.

He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016