Hipatitis

Terminal coolness.

He was very hipatitis

by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Hipatitis B

An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.

Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."

by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009

Hipatitis

People who try so hard to be "hip" they gain Hipatitis. And then later on, they will get hip pain and osteoarthritis.

You so hip, Mr. Hippopotamus. But really, you got the Hipatitis and diabetes.

by Joepoe December 24, 2025