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Gelfwag

The male reproductive organ.

A penis, cock, dick, willy, Weiner, doodle, wang, Johnson, dangle, ect,.
The genitals of one who was born, meant to be born, or is otherwise, the holder of an "x" and a "y" chromosome, or should be the holder of an "x" and a "y" chromosome.
The counterpart of a gooblafoon.
Generic Jock 1: Haha! We took the nerdy kids clothes while he showered.
Nerd: Have you athletic types seen my clothes?
Generic Jock 2: Holy Jesus! His gelfwag was down past his knees. That's bigger than all of ours combined!
Generic Jock 1: We shall return his clothing, and sing his praises to all who will listen from this point onward.
by Lonthedevil February 12, 2024
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