Fredward

An old stinky man who likes to eat horse hoof clippings at the stable;
Comes from the old Welch term for a dried up broken down boat;
Someone who is horrible at woodwork

I had asked Fredward to build me a shed, turns out he thought I was asking if he’d give me head, and that’s how our love story began.

by Notmatanaorlucy January 24, 2026