Flarp

A replacement word for anything sex related

"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)

"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."

by poopie head November 27, 2012

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013

Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.

by Shadowdude7 May 2, 2010

Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 4, 2017

Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019

Flarp

A large poop, often diarrhea

I had taken a huge flarp

by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022