Flard

A theoretical compound made from carbonated blubber. Incredibly radioactive, with more possible uses than graphene. However, weaker and greener than graphene.

The reactor produced Flard.

by Not Me4502 February 28, 2015

Flard

A lazier way to type flattard when embroiled in a flame war with a flat-earther.

"You goddamn flards are full of shite! Show me the dome! Show me the dome asshole!"

by Louis the bastard March 8, 2018

Flard

a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.

My mother in law is a flard.

by Flard lover December 25, 2008

Flard

FLARD is a portmanteau of FLAcid and haRD.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.

did you see the Flardmaster 2000 commercial in the National Nighly News?

by olljoh February 22, 2022

Flard

A Fat Lard. Typically an obese male that has no intention to do anything but sit on their fat ass and watch tv.

Billy was acting like a flard today in school.

by KimWongDong June 6, 2014

flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

flard

a combination of lard and fat

I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.

by Kelly May 2, 2003