A fake computer programmer who talks a good game but is fucking incompetent and cannot write code. Any programming language will do because they don't know shit in any of them.
Mike: Did you review Kevin's code ?
Tony: Yep.
Mike: What is your assessment ?
Tony: It ran for two days and finally shit the bed an hour ago. Blue screen. Methinks Kevin is a fauxgrammer!
Tony: Yep.
Mike: What is your assessment ?
Tony: It ran for two days and finally shit the bed an hour ago. Blue screen. Methinks Kevin is a fauxgrammer!
by malachi14 July 7, 2016
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Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo February 22, 2006
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