The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.
by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025
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Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
by eygoner January 17, 2026
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