Cots

Short for “congrats on the sex”.

A way to discretely congratulate your bro on his recent hookup.

Derz: “dude I woke up and Paul’s sister was in my bed..”
Ray: “cots bro, better hope Paul doesn’t find out”

by Kevinasneezaday November 27, 2019

Cots

Derogotory term for apricots, used in agriculteral occupations, such as fruit picking and canning.

I hate cots.

Cots are not our friends.

by justinthehat July 27, 2010

Cot

A place between a woman's leg : Pussy

Cause when I bust my Nut, I'm raisn' up off the cot!

Doggystyle Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg 1993

by Yummy June 24, 2003

COT

Cum On Tits

I wanna COT

by Mr, Yuahle February 25, 2009

cot

One's home or house. Any place where you may live or sleep.

Yo, Ima head on back to the cot.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

COT

Cum On Tongue - ejaculating on someone's tongue

she's great in cif and cot

by shayla69 September 24, 2006

Cotted

The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.

If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.

The Right Way

"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: Ahaha very funny :D

The Wrong Way

"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...
Boy: Oh... you sure?
Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...

by Danny-P March 22, 2009