CAK

Short for 'Crunk Ass Kid'

Did you just see what CAK did? That Coy is the crunkest of all the kids I know.

by CAK's Dad March 1, 2017

CAK

Acronym for: Corporate Ass Kisser.

That guy at the office who will throw anyone under the bus to get ahead and gain favor in the boss's eyes.

A suck up who will do anything to please the boss.

"Ya, he's a fucking CAK. He'd do anything to climb the ladder."

by her roomate August 24, 2009

cak

Alternate pronunciation of "cock", the male sex organ. Used as a slang term.

Guy: "I'd like to take my cak and slap her across the face."
Guy's friends: "hahahaha"

by Firemaneric April 30, 2006

cak

slang for penis.

"my cak is hanging out of my pants."

by Hakins March 30, 2004

Cak

A new-age, ever-popular growing, slang way to say cock. Also pronounced with a "y" sound preceding the A.

It is a well known fact that everyone on earth is a cak except for Craig.

by CDBek September 5, 2003

Cak

A huge giant monster penis.

Have you seen Matt's huge cak, I have to take an elevator to the top just to fuck him!

by MattyDaddy May 26, 2003

Cak

Multiple Dick's; 2 or more Penises.

That chick just seriously took some serious Cak!

by CameronlikesCak April 22, 2010