Blimpgooning

A method of prolonged masturbation through interacting with or becoming a blimp.

"Hey, you ever tried blimpgooning?"
"I've been doing a lot of that, especially with the Goodyear Blimp."
"Dude. My friend is the Goodyear Blimp."
"Then we're both blimpgooners. Small world!"

by KITTYCOWDY January 28, 2026