Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.

damn she got Hooker's Face

by Rionox February 15, 2023

Hooker Spit

Emanating from Red Deer, Canada, Hooker Spit is an up and coming Death Metal band with a penchant for writing infectious riffs. Comprising of Vlad Glyegore (Lead Guitar), Devin Link (Rhythm Guitar), José Garza (Bass), Daniel White (Vocals) and Scott Gooding (Drums), the Quintet is inspired by internationally acclaimed bands like At The Gates, Bloodbath, Carcass, and The Black Dahlia Murder.

Q- What are you up to this weekend?
A- Hooker Spit’s in town so I’m gonna get drunk and watch some live metal!

by Breeding Deth December 19, 2022

hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

Neo-Hooker

Gen Z Females who try to show off their buts on social media.

Him: You’re such a neo-hooker!
Her: ;-;

by Shashumga Boye MCKing December 21, 2020

HOOKers

Hookers are the people who are fans of up and coming wrestler Hook from All Elite Wrestling.
Currently on Team Taz,he is in their feud with CM Punk.

Hookers are the people who are fans of up and coming wrestler Hook from All Elite Wrestling.
Currently on Team Taz,he is in their feud with CM Punk.

by Crossy Boi September 26, 2021