Rionox's definitions

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.

Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Queefyxiation

A term to describe a man being exposed to a continuous stream of intense queefing (from a man or woman) for a long period of time, resulting in extreme hemorrhages and death by asphyxiation and carbon emission poisoning.

Jake got queefed to death via queefyxiation

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Bavarian Chalk Circle

When people from all over Germany (especially in Bavaria) come to a pub in town get together in a circle and all cum at once into a butter machine, churning it, and solidifying it to make chalk with multiple different kinds of semen from men all over town. Then, use it on a chalkboard in school for the children to see.

We did an annual Bavarian Chalk Circle today

by Rionox February 14, 2023

Mile-Long Spread

When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.

holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread

by Rionox February 14, 2023

Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.

damn she got Hooker's Face

by Rionox February 15, 2023