natural stupidity

The opposite of AI

A: How did you make that essay?
B: I use natural stupidity or should I say... human creativity?
A: Wow! I could never do that!

by your local internet lurker August 23, 2025

Natural

Killing children with impunity is ALSO natural.

Hym "You can find it nature all the time. Snakes eat the eggs of birds. Crocodiles eat the calfs of, like, bison or something. Do we lock those snakes in snake jail? No! We don't! We actively feed them other animals. Therefore, it is perfectly natural to MURDER CHILDREN WITH IMPUNITY. And I would argue, ethical in some circumstances. Like if your a Jew! If you're a Jew... You get to murder and molest all the kids you want. Then you get to go to Israel. It's like a permanent vacation where you fuck a kid and then flee to Israel. It's fun! It's good!

👌Child Murder👌 perfectly natural."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.

by Rubelmans September 22, 2025

natural ac

a slang for when the outside temperature is at or below ambient room temperature. Based on the idea that under these temperatures the outside feels as if it was being cooled by AC.

I can't wait for the natural ac to come on during the fall. It's hot today, I wish the natural ac was on.

by dogfire October 24, 2025

Natural Gas Pipeline

When two people stick a boba straw between their assholes, and share each other's natural gases in a act of ultimate submission to one another.

"Hey bro, I'm feeling down and need someone to do a Natural Gas Pipeline with."
"Yeah man I got you, the Chitpotle I ate last night should help with that."
"Thanks man, I'm so glad we can share our gasses with each other, I love you bro."

by Promouser October 27, 2025

Natural Whomp

When you bend over and hyper ventilate then stand up and hold your breath to replicate the effects of a whip-it

Bro we’re out of whip-its. Just do a natural whomp.

by Oreese November 16, 2025

Man Of Nature

The Lord that controls all parts of nature, including chickens and cows, to bring evil to justice.

Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
You should know that a man
With the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride
And the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back
Before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
With the power of nature
You're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
Every beast, every tree follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively fucked!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li...
- Man Of Nature

by Yan Vismok January 29, 2025