Rubelmans's definitions

Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.

by Rubelmans September 22, 2025

Mythical mammoth

A synonym for 'Person', 'people', or anyone specific. Essentially just 'dude'.

Person 1: "Ay bro watch this, im gonna do Insert really stupid thing!"
Person 2: "Nahh, lemme record this real quick!"
Person 3: "What do hell are you mythical mammoths doing??"

by Rubelmans January 17, 2026