Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.

You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022

Prison cookie

When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell

I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie

by Bad word creator November 17, 2022

Prison Pillow

The ass cheeks that Mike Lindell will get to snuggle with at GITMO before his execution.

Flynn backed his ass up, and offered his prison pillow to Mike for comfort.

by Ggtaa September 14, 2022

Prison horny

When it's been so long that anything looks sexy

I haven't fucked in so long mannn I'm prison horny!

by Prison Pete October 17, 2022

Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".

"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."

by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022

Prison Treatment

The process in which Jerome forces himself onto a fellow inmate and preforms gay sex.

Did you hear that Jerome gave Nick the prison treatment in B-Block?

by Cave Brain October 20, 2022