You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Tipsy Tuesday

Tipsy Tuesday is a sexual activity for when you get tipsy on a Tuesday. TT for short; either meaning Titties or Toes. You then use either during sex.

Person 1: "Yeah, me and my girl did a Tipsy Tuesday."
Person 2: "What with?"
Person 1: "You don't wanna know."

by Confuzed2 January 21, 2024

Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.

“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”

by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023

Tuesday Ankle

Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.

Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!

by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023

National boobs tuesday

National boobs Tuesday is the day once a week where the lover of a man must send one picture of her breasts this day has been celebrated since Trump left office

National boobs Tuesday is coming I can't wait

by Illusionist7546 November 28, 2023

9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.

“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”

by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022

Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere

by Gabae333 January 9, 2023