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Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.
Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?
Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.
Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.
Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.
Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.
Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019
Get the Utility gay mug.A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
Get the Lubey Tuesday mug.That Dude you fuck outta town on the low so long as he can get a room at Motel 6. Or can at least handle his biz before sheriff shows up for him.
Yeah I know he’s on that Do Not Motel list but they still give my homeawayfromhomeboy a room until the filth arrive but that at least 90 min so I still getta nut b4 rollin back.
by ThugGuzzler September 12, 2023
Get the Homeawayfromhomeboy mug.The State of Mind, Body and Example set into motion using the principles of Boebertian Thot Yoga to portray oneself as having high moral standards when - in reality - one is just high and groping down in a theater.
Bro, be mindful of who you are seen with at Beetlejuice. You don’t wanna end up on that hoepocrite’s InstaNutFlix when she reaches her hand across the aisle and tries to gerrymander your junk.
by ThugGuzzler September 19, 2023
Get the Hoepocrite mug.That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.
Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.
by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023
Get the Stalkered up mug.The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.
Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
by ThugGuzzler December 19, 2020
Get the Selfie Jacket mug.An acquaintance from one's gay neighborhood, a member of one's gay peer group or gang; not to be confused with individuals of one's actual neighborhood or
town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.
town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.
Mike: 'Bruh...who was THAT little biscuit putting the chat on you at brunch?"
Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.
Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.
by ThugGuzzler February 1, 2021
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