When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
Get the Poo of 1000 wipes mug.Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.
Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019
Get the dirt wipe mug.This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019
Get the Ass Wipe mug.The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
Get the Wipe Abstinence mug.A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka
Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself
by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019
Get the Ass wipe mug.The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
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