Clocksisweird's definitions

Melm

the noise of a frog licking, commonly seen in the frog commentary series by Alexa on youtube.

Frog 1: What's that?
Frog 2: yeah becky you stupid fuck.

*worm appears*
Frog 2: oh wow, melm.

Frog 1: ron you need to share.

by Clocksisweird June 28, 2019

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019