Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Broken

you want a broken mug?

buy the broken mug

by Dayyan Kasi September 12, 2022

Brokener

something thats more broken

“shii that phone brokener than the hoe penelope”

by ion know what that is May 7, 2022

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Broken Charger

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle to get 9 plus meat on the plate comprehending simple possessions , such as 'zkdiditfirst'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id kill them if they called me a broken charger

Hear Dookie This Broken Charger Get A Load Of This Guy

by Broken Charger guy September 17, 2022

Birds with broken wings

A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.

Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.

Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.

by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022