broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

broken heart

A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.

I got a broken heart when I heard about Ed Asner's death

by the random. November 30, 2021

Brokener

something thats more broken

“shii that phone brokener than the hoe penelope”

by ion know what that is May 7, 2022

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Broken Sink

A sink that broke.

Greg: "MY SINK ITS BROKEN"

Other Person: "Yes Greg, it's a broken sink."

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Broken Charger

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle to get 9 plus meat on the plate comprehending simple possessions , such as 'zkdiditfirst'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id kill them if they called me a broken charger

Hear Dookie This Broken Charger Get A Load Of This Guy

by Broken Charger guy September 17, 2022